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A Surly Response To Scribe On The Subject Of Anze Kopitar
As you’ve likely read by now, my hockey companion, my writing partner and my friend, Bobby Scribe – the once self-proclaimed “humble founder” of the Kopitarian faith – has suggested the Kings trade...
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Slava Voynov Pleads “No Contest” To Misdemeanor Domestic Abuse
By now you’ve likely heard the news that Voynov’s case is settled by way of a plea deal. Voynov will face up to 90 days in county jail, which I’ve heard he will get credit for anywhere from 1 to 45...
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Sekera Signs With Oilers… Now What?
One of the first signings of the free agent frenzy was Andrej Sekera, who inked a six year deal with the Edmonton Oilers worth $33 million, or $5.5 million average per year. This brings up two...
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Listen To This: Eric Macramalla on TSN Radio Doubtful Mike Richards...
Thanks to Timmy Love for tweeting this out for me to see. Eric Macramalla on TSN Radio For those who can’t listen or hate using their ears, in short, Eric Macramalla (who is a sports law analyst)...
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Hello Mr. Fan, Meet My Friend, Shit – Kings TERMINATE Mike Richards Contract
Despite some bizarre circumstances happening to the Los Angeles Kings over the last year – a player (allegedly) beating the snot out of his wife, another (allegedly but definitely) sneaking narcotics...
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The Kings Will Be Back And So Shall I
I finally have something to be surly about. Filed under: L.A. Kings News
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Din Din Take Away From Win Win
In perhaps what is the worst title ever posted on this site, I have to announce that I won’t be watching this game due to a Christmas dinner party. My head is swimming with meat and garlic and...
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Abject Failure
I haven’t seen the game against the St. Louis Blues so while it may seem like I am referring to the abhorrent 5-2 loss, I am not. The failure I speak of is the stadium series jerseys. Simple question…...
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Canadian Kon Tiki Tour
The Kings finally wrap up this swing through Canada today and with a win against the Maple Leafs can make it less embarrassing than the exchange rate of Canadian currency. I can finally watch this...
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Please Don’t Suck
Can’t watch the game tonight against the Ottawa Senators. Didn’t have the will to watch the Buffalo game after getting home from work at 11:30pm. These last two games don’t make me feel too upset about...
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Which Kings Show Up Tomorrow To Buffalo?
We’ve seen a few different LA Kings teams play the last few weeks. We saw the team that won a couple Cups kick the piss out of the Wild, the Coyotes and the Bruins. We saw a confused band of misfits...
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The $100,000 Fine And Other Words That Start With The Letter F
As you likely know, Slava Voynov skated with the team this morning during an “optional” practice in advance of the game against the Boston Bruins. This violates the league’s suspension policy against...
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Sometimes Things Suck
I don’t feel a strong need to talk about this game much. I do want to express my disappointment with Kings fans. It is not the first time and now that we’ve picked up copious amounts of the “Yay we’re...
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Blackhawks Back In Town For Pain Or Revenge
Great, like the San Jose Sharks before them in October, here come the Chicago Blackhawks, another group of losers looking for something to prove after wriggling away from under our boot heel. Sorry I...
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Dwight Friggin What The Flip King?!
There are many reasons the Kings lost against the Nashville Predators tonight in a shootout but having just finished watching my recording of the game, I am having a hard time remembering anything...
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What The Hell Is A Jyrki Jokipakka?
I’m getting sick of playing the Dallas Stars. However they have a new defenseman playing his 5th NHL game tonight who competes for one of the goofiest names in league history. Jyrki Jokipakka. That...
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Hurricanes @ Kings, Jack Johnson @ A Soup Kitchen
Don’t have much time to write today… also have virtually nothing to say about the Carolina Hurricanes. Don’t have any real comment on the Kings last game against the Panthers as I never saw it, but it...
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Willie Mitchell’s Return Signals Who Cares Get A Win
I can’t watch the game tonight. That has been the case for far too many games this season, part of the reason I’ve been mostly MIA. However with Scribe’s hopefully short hiatus I will try to pick up...
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The Kings and I Throw Some Crap At The Wall, Nothing Sticks
Hey. How’s it going? Shitty? Yeah, me too. Two nights. Two losses. The Kings signature stingy defense and cohesive play up the ice is enjoying a nap. “That Decade That Produced Very Little Good Music...
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