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Kings @ Chicago – Why All The Goyem?
There are really no Jews in the NHL. I think Matthieu Schneider was Jewish, and I think Noah Clarke, but he barely counts. It’s a shame, I know plenty of Israeli’s who play hockey in high school, and...
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Only Six Days Left for a Free Replica Ring
The Stanley Cup replica ring contest ends at midnight on March 31st. I’ve received many good entries, but nothing that can’t be topped, so come on folks and get those pictures, videos, musings or...
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Buffalo Has Too Many Girly Names on Team, Trades Robyn Regehr to Kings
Robyn Regehr is an LA King, or so the twitterverse would have us believe. The trade has yet to be made official Jon Rosen confirms, its official, but word is the Kings are sending two 2nd round picks...
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Davis, We Hardly Knew You
Per Darren Dreger, Davis Drewiske will wear a Montreal Canadiens uniform… in practice… maybe in a game. Kings sent the good old boy to the Habs for a 5th round pick in the 2013 Draft. Kind of a bummer,...
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Jonathan’s Quick
I’m not writing a post game. It’s almost 2am in New York and I got shit to do tomorrow before returning home to Los Angeles. However after watching the Kings defeat the Ducks 2-1 at a local Irish Bar...
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Columbus @ Kings – Can Of Whoop Ass, Opened
Matt Greene, folks. Matt motherfucking Greene. The guy who, two years ago, many complained about for the exact same reasons they now complain about Robyn Regehr, has overwhelmed the fandom with...
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A Video, An Update & A Hockey Game
So a clinched playoff spot, eh? Not bad for a day off. I meant to write a pregame today. I didn’t. Get over it. Here’s a video to watch. Here an update: We should be announcing the winners of the...
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What I Watched Instead of the Kings Game
My life is a little worse now. Filed under: L.A. Kings News
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San Jose @ Kings – A Tale of Two Games
Two games matter today, and perhaps the most important one will not be played by the Kings. How St. Louis fares against Chicago will determine whether or not home ice is even a possibility for our...
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#PlayoffProblems
No matter the outcome of tonight’s games, one thing is certain about tomorrow. Playoff Beard season officially begins. As I’m sure most you who don’t have lame jobs that require you to look like a...
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The Fan I Was, The Fan I Am
I suppose you’ve noticed that content on this site has been lacking this season. It’s been a long time since I’ve written a real article. There is a good reason for that. This article is that reason,...
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Kings @ Blues – Round 1 Game 1: A Familiar Scent
I’ve always wondered about those Colorado teams from the early 2000s, the ones that kicked our asses throughout the regular seasons and twice ended our playoff dreams. Did their fans hate the Kings as...
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Blues Takes Game One In OT – Deep Breaths All Around
The hockey gods are not like your average Judeo-Christian god. They do not work in mysterious ways, they play their cards right in your face, often imbued with a Gambit-like charge. Tonight the hockey...
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Confession of a Wayward Puck Slut
So we’ve got a new voice for you here at Surly & Scribe. She fancies herself a scribe, and she’s certainly surly, but she calls herself Kelsey Eyes. Why Eyes? You tell me. Nice eyes… crazy (for...
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A Purpose for Penner
This is another piece from newcomer Kelsey Eyes. Some of you asked what proves she knows anything about hockey. This article probably isn’t that proof, but you also asked what a girl perspective...
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Kings @ Blues Round 1 Game 2 – Fashionably Late
So we are down a game. Big whoop. The Kings did not play well as a team in game one. Little hasty with the passing, little slow with the forecheck, lotta hesitation on the shooting. They know how to...
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Don’t Be Scaping No Goats
How quickly we become spoiled. From four consecutive 3-0 leads in playoff series, to being down 2-0 and oh hockey gods, why hast thou forsaken us? I know! I know! It’s because Ellerby sucks! And, and...
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Blues @ Kings – Round 1 Game 3 – Not A Must Win, A Will Win
So that whole spiel I gave you a few days back about the quality of my day not being determined by the previous game’s outcome? Yeah, that all went out the window yesterday. Took me until about 8pm to...
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Blues @ Kings – Round 1 Game 4 – Making A Series Of It
One thing I love about the playoffs is that the intensity takes its toll on us all. Win or lose, playoff games are taxing on our endorphins, stress levels and livers. Just as I start to calm down from...
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Kings @ Blues – Round 1 Game 5 – Three’s Company
So now that I’ve finally calmed down from game 4 (that’s a lie, I haven’t calmed down. At all) I am ready for the game tonight and boy is my wallet thanking me for watching this one at home, where the...
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